Mid-day drinking game for USA vs. Canada!
Take a drink when...
- The women's gold medal game from yesterday is mentioned
- The 2010 men's gold medal game is mentioned
- Someone complains that this isn't a medal game
- Someone praises Kunitz as a utility player
- A color commentator gets super nationalist
- You wish this was a medal game instead of a semi-final game
Take a shot when...
- Phil Kessel looks awkward
- Patrick Marleau looks adorable
- TJ Oshie's hometown is mentioned (Population of 1700!)
- Phil Kessel or Drew Doughty score a goal
- Someone praises Kunitz as a utility player (yep, this one's a two-fer)
- Brooks Orpik finds himself unable to keep up with a Canadian player and takes an awful penalty
- Chris Kunitz misses the net or really does anything useless (this one'll get you hammered)
- Someone talks about American players rescuing Sochi dogs
- A commentator talks about the USA-Canada pick up game the other day
If this doesn't make the game "fun", well, I've failed in my job. Also you probably have alcohol poisoning.