Oddly enough, Sean Avery might the real case of sloppy seconds.
Having your own Dion Phaneuf is a big responsibility. If you're going to feed and care for it properly, you need to be able to understand what it's feeling. This helpful guide should make that easier.
I'm reading reports that Dion Phaneuf was "emotional" this morning over being traded to the Maple Leafs. Personally, I'm not convinced anyone could actually tell, given past history.