USA vs Canada Open Thread

Phil Kessel is delightful - Bruce Bennett

Apparently there's some sort of hockey game today. You can talk about it here if you need to?

Mid-day drinking game for USA vs. Canada!

Take a drink when...

  • The women's gold medal game from yesterday is mentioned
  • The 2010 men's gold medal game is mentioned
  • Someone complains that this isn't a medal game
  • Someone praises Kunitz as a utility player
  • A color commentator gets super nationalist
  • You wish this was a medal game instead of a semi-final game
Take a shot when...
  • Phil Kessel looks awkward
  • Patrick Marleau looks adorable
  • TJ Oshie's hometown is mentioned (Population of 1700!)
  • Phil Kessel or Drew Doughty score a goal
  • Someone praises Kunitz as a utility player (yep, this one's a two-fer)
  • Brooks Orpik finds himself unable to keep up with a Canadian player and takes an awful penalty
  • Chris Kunitz misses the net or really does anything useless (this one'll get you hammered)
  • Someone talks about American players rescuing Sochi dogs
  • A commentator talks about the USA-Canada pick up game the other day
If this doesn't make the game "fun", well, I've failed in my job. Also you probably have alcohol poisoning.

Sorry.
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