I've got my things, I'm good to go.

Lines after the jump.

Lines

Calgary Flames

Curtis "Irrationally Angry" Glencross-Olli "Pumpkinhead" Jokinen-Jarome "The Nigerian Nailer" Iginla
Mike "Squid" Cammalleri-Matt "Stoic" Stajan-Akim "The Nigerian Nailer, Part II" Aliu
Blake "I Somehow Had 24 Goals" Comeau-Blair "Go" Jones-Lee "I Show Up 28 Times A Year" Stempniak
Tom "Lamb Chops" Kostopoulos-Lance "Fancy Pants" Bouma-Tim "Bloody" Jackman

Jay "Dumb People Think I Suck" Bouwmeester-Chris "Dumb People Think I Suck, Part II" Butler
Mark "Sometimes I Suck" Giordano-Cory "I Do Actually Suck Most of the Time" Sarich
Scott "30-Something Going On 154" Hannan-Anton "How Does This Guy Have A Job" Babchuk

Henrik "Motha' Fuckin'" Karlsson

Anaheim Ducks

Nik "Funkin' lol" Hagman-Ryan "Hairline" Getzlaf-Corey "Literally No One Likes Me, Except in the Olympics" Perry
Bobby "America's # 2" Ryan-Nick "I've Heard of This Guy 6 Times" Bonino-Teemu "Scores With the Walker" Selanne
Jason "Stupidest Helmet In Hockey" Blake-Saku "LEADERSHIP" Koivu-Devante "Footsie" Smith-Pelly
Andrew "Rejected by the Oilers" Cogliano-Rod "lol hockey" Pelley-George "#greatestmustacherides" Parros

Francois "Yet Another Toronto Media Casualty" Beauchemin-Sheldon "How Am I On the Top Pairing" Brookbank
Toni "Changing My Name Halfway Through My Career" Lydman-Cam "American, Sometimes" Fowler
Luca "How Does This Guy Have A Job, Part II" Sbisa-Lubomir "Should've Won The Norris Last Year" Visnovsky

Jonas "Dizzy" Hiller

As Always, Go Flames Go. GET EM.