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NHL All-Star Fantasy Draft Open Thread

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GOOOOOOOD EVENING.

With Calgary's best player leading goals/game scorer MVP points leader and all-around cool dude Jarome Iginla representing the best Albertan city in Ottawa tonight, I thought an open thread would be warranted.

Just think- Jarome Iginla could be taken first overall- or he could be taken last overall. THE DRAMA. More after the jump.

Star-divide

Admittedly, I've always loved this event. I know it's a "meaningless game" (though that's a hilarious statement in and of itself, since all hockey is meaningless) and overblown, but I've always enjoyed seeing some of the best players gathered together for an event.

Even better, the Fantasy Draft has added actual intrigue to the proceedings as a whole (which team will score 9 as opposed to 8 isn't exactly the greatest drama). From Alex Ovechkin photographing Phil Kessel sitting alone to the drama of brothers staying together or splitting up- it's fascinating. It's a little bit political, a little bit goofy, and a lot entertaining.

So without further ado, join me in mocking the existence of Alyonka Larionov as a "reporter and Instagrammer" and the presence of Nick Johnson as an All-Star.

Also, here's your song for the night:

Liam Finn - Energy spent (via MrManu061)


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Man it would be awesome if Kessel went last.

by Colin S on Jan 26, 2012 5:03 PM PST reply actions  

Given that it’s in Ottawa, how hilarious would it be if Spezza went last?

by ArikJames on Jan 26, 2012 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Alyonka Larionov: still freakishly useless.

by ArikJames on Jan 26, 2012 5:04 PM PST reply actions  

Zdeno- GO TO YOUR PODIUM YOUNG MAN.

by ArikJames on Jan 26, 2012 5:05 PM PST reply actions  

Wow, that was the worst attempt at a “chirp” ever. #alyonka

by ArikJames on Jan 26, 2012 5:14 PM PST reply actions  

Awww, Arik, you’re being Justin tonight :)

by SarahM on Jan 26, 2012 5:16 PM PST reply actions  

By the way, HOW AWFUL WAS ALYONKA LARIONOV

by ArikJames on Jan 26, 2012 5:18 PM PST reply actions  

No words for how terrible. I kinda wanted to feel bad for her, but she’s too horrendous to garner sympathy.

by SarahM on Jan 26, 2012 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

And why are we watching this? It is terrible. Worse than terrible.

by SarahM on Jan 26, 2012 5:19 PM PST reply actions  

I honestly enjoy it. It’s hard to say why, but it has nothing to do with the actual presentation.

by ArikJames on Jan 26, 2012 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

This is so much worse than last year. Do we really need 50 minutes of lead in?

by SarahM on Jan 26, 2012 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Following year: COVERAGE RIVALING TRADE DEADLINE

by ArikJames on Jan 26, 2012 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Erik Karlsson is like the magical foul-mouthed elf of this draft.

God I love Bruce Arthur

by ArikJames on Jan 26, 2012 5:25 PM PST reply actions  

Me too, most of the time. He can get on the soapbox a bit too much on occasion, but he’s definitely one of the best.

by SarahM on Jan 26, 2012 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

On a related note- did you catch the thing between him and mc79hockey this morning?

by ArikJames on Jan 26, 2012 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

The Apple thing? Mhmm.

by SarahM on Jan 26, 2012 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

guys, @kelseychubarov is my favorite twitter account ever.

by ArikJames on Jan 26, 2012 5:26 PM PST reply actions  

I can’t handle it. Seeing all these clearly unintelligent women with zero intelligence get paid to tweet inane things makes me kinda nauseous.

by SarahM on Jan 26, 2012 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

She’s a parody of Alyonka Larionov, born of a quick joke by @ArtemChubarov (obviously not the real one)

by ArikJames on Jan 26, 2012 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Ahh, that makes more sense. And yes, I did know that the Twitter Artem Chubarov was not the actual Artem Chubarov.

by SarahM on Jan 26, 2012 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Wasn’t sure if you followed him or not

by ArikJames on Jan 26, 2012 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Mmmm. I try to stay on top of most of the somewhat-intelligent Canucks writers, so that I can remind myself that the entire fanbase isn’t totally insane. (It works occasionally.)

by SarahM on Jan 26, 2012 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

The crowd in Gatineau tonight is amazing. I assume they are all drunk.

by SarahM on Jan 26, 2012 5:30 PM PST reply actions  

Me too, if I wasn’t going to yoga in a half hour, and I’m not even in Gatineau. This kinda stuff always makes me miss central Canada, though. It’s not exactly a party town, but I love Ottawa.

by SarahM on Jan 26, 2012 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, these teams are as terrible as a team made up of these players could be.

by SarahM on Jan 26, 2012 5:55 PM PST reply actions  

My favorite part of this is seeing who Animalcrackerhead thinks is cute.

by ArikJames on Jan 26, 2012 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, that’s how I chose which team to root for. Going with Team Alfredsson, ’cause they are much, much prettier.

by SarahM on Jan 26, 2012 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re severely lacking in Landeskog.

I am boobs.

True Appreciator of the Dumba Train

by Thor the Clunge Destroyer on Jan 26, 2012 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, Seguin was…dull.

by SarahM on Jan 26, 2012 6:02 PM PST reply actions  

OK, I’m off to a yoga class. I’m not sure how I’ll stand missing the rest of this riveting show, but…

by SarahM on Jan 26, 2012 6:06 PM PST reply actions  

Scariest part of this thread for me: I was a fan of Liam Finn’s dad in 1986 (when he was apparently 3). Damn am I old.

by mike_H on Jan 27, 2012 10:03 AM PST reply actions  


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