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KOTALIK MY BALLS, I AIN'T JOKINEN!!!

(Nothing really new here, just wanted to write that headline.  Wow.  Compared to Ales Kotalik though, he is a steal!)

If indeed we are buying out Ales Kotalik, which I believe will be 1 million per year against our cap for the next 4 years, allow me to ask...WHAT THE F&@K?!?!?! (excuse my French) 

Career stats with the Calgary Flames:
26 games: 3g 2a 29 pim

Woooo, my slipping faith in Darryl has been restored!!  Brilliant!!!  ARGHHH ARGHHGHGH ARGGGHGHGHGH!!!

Oh, apparently this has to be 75 words long. 
ANIMALLLL!!!
HULK SMAAAASHSHHHH!!!
WOCKA WOCKA WOCKA!!!!

*Edit: Just wanted to add this in:

So, breaking this insane sequence down as it stand right now…

Calgary gets:
1 million cap hit annually for four years

Calgary gives up:
Matthew Lombardi, Olli Jokinen, Brandon Prust (twice), Jim Vandermeer (thanks PrairieStew) and a 1st round pick (Brandon Gormley).

Craze.

 

 

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